Outside Context · Dispatches

The Iron Church — building an AI coach that actually trains you

An AI personal trainer that programmes every session for your body, your equipment, and your goal — written up one dispatch at a time. The build, the science, the engine, and the app itself, gathered here in one place.

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The App · Beta is live

Every session programmed for your body, your equipment, your goal.

Wherever you train — your gym, a hotel, or the open road. Coached by Brodin.

Most fitness apps slap a chatbot on a decision tree and call it AI. The Iron Church runs deterministic state engines for fatigue and periodisation, then lets the AI reason over sixteen layers of your context before it writes a single set. Periodised, progressive, equipment-aware — and it never loses track of where you are.

20Disciplines
1,300+Exercises
4-weekMesocycles
The Ritual
Three steps to Swolehalla
01

Name your disciple

Enter your name, pick your training discipline, choose your coach mode. Thirty seconds and you’re in.

02

AI forges your session

Periodised, progressive, equipment-aware. Tap Generate and train — no spreadsheets, no guesswork.

03

Log, track, ascend

PRs auto-detected. Brodin’s verdict after every session. Share your victories and rise through the ranks.

Inside the Temple
What the Iron Engine actually does

The Iron Engine

Every session is built from sixteen layers of your context — biometrics, 1RMs, equipment, injuries, mesocycle phase, and a live fatigue heatmap. Deterministic state engines keep the AI honest.

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The Forge

Don’t want the AI to programme for you? Hand-build your own block from 1,300+ exercises, set your split, define your weeks. Brodin reviews it for balance before you commit.

Full Body / UL / PPLBrodin-reviewedAuto-progression
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20 Disciplines

Each discipline carries its own AI programming rulebook — German Volume Training is not High-Intensity Training. Includes Hybrid Training, which manages the endurance–strength interference effect.

StrengthHypertrophyHybrid
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Brodin Goes Where You Go

Your gym, a hotel, the open road. Travelling on dumbbells only? Rucking a park circuit? Every one-off session still feeds your fatigue heatmap and history. Nothing is wasted.

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Trials & Ranks

Time-limited challenges and lifetime feats. Every session earns XP; every PR earns more. Climb from Novice to Eternal — Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Obsidian for those who reach Swolehalla.

Bronze → ObsidianNovice → EternalXP & streaks
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It Connects

Syncs to Strava with your exercise list, PRs, and Brodin’s verdict. Installs as a PWA — no App Store. Cinematic SESSION SANCTIFIED share cards for Instagram and WhatsApp. Apple Health & Google Fit. Nutrition coming soon.

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Enter the Temple
Start free. Ascend when you’re ready.
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“5 AI sessions + The Forge. Enough to feel what Brodin offers.”
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  • 5 AI-generated sessions
  • The Forge — unlimited custom plans
  • PR tracking & history
  • Muscle heatmap
  • Brodin’s Trials challenges
  • Congregation access
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“Unlimited communion with the Iron Engine. Brodin’s full arsenal.”
£7.99 /month
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  • Unlimited AI-generated sessions
  • Campaign planning (8–24 week)
  • Phase & milestone push notifications
  • Full exercise swap engine
  • Priority AI feedback
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