This is a collection of the scrapings from my very old websites (back when the internet was young and broadband was a gleam in Cisco’s eye), together with some of my writings and Guild Raid Reports. I have called it as such in the vain hope that the writing may improve with age or at least we will have plenty of vinegar for our chips!

“The Cellar”

Welcome to the cellar.

Down here things get a little old. Here sleeping god’s lay and dream of awakening. Here be dragons, ageless, immortal.

If you don’t keep your wits about you….


OLD WEBSITES. This is a repository of all my old web designs in chronological order.

The Art of the Long Range Gun. This is my most successful website created way back in 2000. It is a guide of over 14000 words to the Sniper class in Team Fortress Classic.

Hitchhikers Web Society. This is a web page I never had the chance of finishing. Back in 1998 when the web was still young I was experimenting with a multi level game run around web pages. What we have here is the tech demo that I created before getting the graphics. After this I spent 2 weeks grabbing screens from the BBC TV series and cutting them out for use in the game. Unfortunately, I then had a total system loss from a virus! Having lost all that work I similarly lost interest in the project. Shame, because it was a good idea (for its time – you could do the whole lot in flash now).

Web CV. This was my web based CV I created for when I moved to London. It is very very very out of date but a nice little site.

Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and Other Professional Thinking Persons. This is a site I created to host all my university work.

Fine Art Services. This is a site I created for Francesca’s uncle who is a fine art expert. I got it onto Google too.

Modern Taekwondo Academy. I put this together for my friend and martial arts instructor as an online advert for his school. It was taken down when he changed the name of the style.

Hooded Nomads. This site was created as a demonstration for my guild leader.

Wasteland. Another technical demo site for a forum I visit.

WRITING. An archive of some of my writings, published and not.

Advanced Team Skills.doc – from The Art of the Long Range Gun

Another Month.doc – from The Art of the Long Range Gun

BODY WORLDS.doc – a review of the opening night in London

chainmail.doc – a chain email I once wrote

dead fox sketch.doc – a reworking of the classic after the hunting debates

Gday all.doc – a review of the Salmon of Doubt.

I am writing in reply to John Greechan.doc – a letter to the Mail.

I understand fate as follows.doc – Philosophy

In reply to Alex Winn in EDGE 95.doc a Letter published in EDGE magazine.

In reply to.doc a Letter published in EDGE magazine.

Its just come to my attention from my playful arguments with El Solo that a lot of you may have some funny ideas about Martial Arts.doc – a rant to a particular bigot online.

Its not the actual hours need to complete games that is the issue.doc – a Letter published in EDGE magazine.

Love the martial math genius final.doc – Philosophy

Mastery.doc – a Letter NOT published in EDGE magazine.

The Rock.doc – from The Art of the Long Range Gun

The Well.doc – from The Art of the Long Range Gun

GUILD WRITING. An archive of all my guild raid reports and guides.

A Warriors Guide to Lower Guk.doc

Basho Matsuo hunting.doc

Basho Matsuo.doc

Basho’s kit.doc

Befallen RAID REPORT.doc

Crushbone RAID REPORT.doc


Do not stand at my corpse and weep.doc

Guild Hello My friends.doc

Hello again my friends.doc

Hello my fellow adventurers.doc

HHK guide.doc

Hooded Nomads RAID guide.doc

MY dear friends2.doc

My fellow Nomads runny eye raid.doc


The SB unofficial Guild RAID report.doc

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