**Caution this post contains spoilers for STK!**

When I was a child, I had no one to play Dungeons and Dragons with, it being the 80’s and the game not being popular here in the United Kingdom. Now as a father in my 40’s, I have been finally able to play as a dungeon master myself, directing the campaigns of my own children. There is something truly magical in playing DND with kids. Their wide eyes, their laughs, their emotions upon a hero in danger – it really brings the story to life.

There follows the campaign we have played all through the 2020 lockdown. It has helped us all resist the mental anguish of the COVID virus, recover from the infection itself and be a beacon of bright enjoyment for all. Truly the great value of this magical game cannot be overstated when played with attentive and imaginative children.

So, I present the chronicle of my son, my daughter and my wife playing their first campaign after the starter set, Storm King’s Thunder!

The piplins!

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

The forests of the north

Deep within the forests, who’s depth and tremendous growth is born of ages, and who’s tops obscure the base of the mountain, a single rough trail winds around and up towards a tower perched on an outcrop high to one side.

Making their way slowly up this slim thread are three horse-drawn carts, each full of colourful characters of various classes and races, and each making the pilgrimage up to Dragon’s Bane tower. The call has gone out for adventurers and the taverns and flophouses of Waterdeep, Neverwinter, and seemingly every town along the route, have answered.

The journey is a long one.

The second cart bumps heavily against a fallen log, and you wake with a yawn. The sun is breaking between the trees, dappling light across the cart, and creating some spots of warmth against the increasing cold of the mountainside. Opposite you sits a man sporting a beard that speaks of many summers. He notices your waking movement and speaks,

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

You nod and take out your water skin to take a draft. The man watches you, and you notice him attending the water cascade into your mouth.

“Do you want some?” You say. He nods eagerly, and you pass the skin, which he takes quaffs from thirstily.

“Thank you,” he says, passing it back, “I’m Ralof”.

“Your welcome,” you say in response.

He relaxes back and rests his arm on the cart’s side. “Tell me, why are you going to join the Dragon’s Bane?”

“Oh, I er, I need to speak to them,” you say not wanting to explain your true purpose, “I don’t know I’m for joining. We’ll see. I don’t know that much about them”. You pause, “how about you?”

He raises an eyebrow, smiles and takes out a pipe, which he lights with a small series of puffs. “I met them once in a bar”, he says. The pipe catches alight and he places it in his mouth. I’m a bard by trade, a humble storyteller for some tossed coin, and I’ve chronicled their entire story”. The cart bumps along for a few seconds.

“Well, it is a long journey,” you eventually volunteer, “Pray, tell me the tale”.

He smiles with the pipe in his mouth and sits up excitedly.

“Great!” he said, “Now, to start – you know who the Dragon’s Bane is, right?”

“Not really.”

Basho, the humble Dungeon Master

Diamond Adventure, High elf wizard

“Three they are, although others join them in battle as required. First is the lady Diamond Adventure of the Elven realm. Tall and imperious, she was the chief librarian to the elven court and spent an innumerable number of years with her head in books. Eventually, she grew bored.”

“Boredom doesn’t come easy to elves,” you comment.

“Indeed, but that is the story she tells. Having gained the knowledge of countless magical books she fashioned herself as a wizard and left looking for the adventure her chosen human name suggests”.

“An elven female of high birth,” you say, “sounds like a real handful”.

He nods,

“She has a sharp tongue and imperious attitude, yes. As well as a penchant for fireballs”.

“Who’s next?”

“The bear man. Bearsuo. A magical human child from some dark forest village, taken from his parents by a Druid circle of moon worshipers. He was raised to take advantage of his dual animal and human nature. Through their rituals, he eventually found the ability to transform himself into a great beast at will. The druids for their part, and recognising his incredible connection to the spirits of nature, believed he was destined for greatness, and so they sent him out to find it”.

“He turns into a bear?”

“Into many things, and as his power has grown his favourite form is an ancient giant lizard called a Tyrannosaurus”.

“That sounds truly terrifying.”

“Indeed; but, he remains a child of the forest and has a hearty friendliness that puts all good people at ease”.

“Quite a duo”.

“I have not finished, for their ranger comes last, and she is not to be trifled with”.

Bearsuo, Human Druid

Elvia, Woodelf Ranger/Monsterhunter

“Another shapeshifter?”

“No, no, she is a woodland elf, styled Elvia. Thrown out of her enclave for some unknown infraction. Her ability is tracking through the wild. Her nature is pure change, unknowable. One second a lady of great beauty; but, the next flashes the bright hawk eyes and she lets fly arrows”.

“An archer…”

“Of unerring accuracy and skill and woe betide her enemies. She particularly favours the slaughter of dragons for some reason lost to her history.”

“Not the easiest quarry, granted”.

“Indeed; but, her hatred of them has grown to such an extent that she has become a master monster hunter, and she can track them anywhere and use her abilities to brew lethal poisons”.

“Huh,” you scoff lightly, “she sounds delightful.”

“Well, she is most comely and friendly to ordinary folk. Just don’t cross her if you value your eyes”.

“So, she is the Dragon’s Bane?”

“Oh no, the story is much more involved”, he says waving his hands.

You turn your palms upwards, “so, tell me.”

Ralof taps out his pipe and settles down, his eyes raised in the recollection of the tale.

“It started last winter. The trio was resting in the town of Phandalin, which gets cut off from its outer villages by the snows blocking up the passes. I heard tell they spent the time helping train a new cadre of guards. Some business of a white dragon they had slain after it attacked the town. By all accounts, their actions saved the entire outpost.”

“I heard of this, so they are the Hero’s of Ice Spire Peak?”

“Yes indeed, and once the snows started to melt, the townsfolk asked them to accompany a messenger down to the village of Nightstone and reopen the lines of communication.”

“Nightstone, home of the massacre…”

“Yes, it was our trio who discovered the remnants of the giant’s attack; but, before that, they uncovered that the messenger was an imposter, indeed and agent of the Black Network.”

“Zhentarim!” You say, and you both reflexively spit over the side of the cart.

“The brigand escaped into the forests. Eventually, they arrived at Nightstone to see that the Giant’s destruction of the tower had enabled a local skeeve of Goblins to send their Orc and Ogre hordes to slaughter and take prisoners to their cave”.

“For slaving?” You say, cocking your head.

The man shakes his in response,

“For food.”

You shudder at the thought.

He continues, “As they arrive in the ruined town, a fight ensued against the orc horde, where they killed the Orc captain, destroyed the agents of the Black Network and freed the remaining trapped guards in the tower”.

“Enough adventure for anyone,” you say.


Repulsing the orc attack

Zephyros’ tower

“Ha! This was but the first step for this trio,” he exclaims slapping his knee. “You see, they found out that the Lady of Nightstone has been murdered in the giant attack. They were paid to take this news to Triboar and inform the Harper agents running that town of the giant threat. But; before leaving, lady Elvia tracked the orc’s retreating forces, and the team assaulted the cave-dwelling, killing the Goblin chief, his wizard guard and freeing the uneaten villagers”.

“Most impressive”.

“Indeed, such so that a cloud giant wizard monitoring the situation sought them out immediately, and approached them directly outside the cave”.

“To attack?”

“No, no. He is the court wizard of the storm giants known as Zephyros. He took them aboard his flying castle tower and explained the cause of the giant troubles”.

“The ordning…”

“Indeed, the death of the storm giant queen and disappearance of the giant king, Hekaton, had led to a fracturing of the hierarchy of the giants and many blamed us, the little folk, for his loss”.

“So, that’s the reason for the attacks…”

“Yes. Complete disarray as the giants fought amongst each other to raise their power and take over the top position in the hierarchy. Upending the recent memory of peaceful domination by the Storm giants”.

“He asked for help? From adventures? Surely his means are massively higher than theirs?”

“I believe that was his initial thoughts; but, his flying castle was attacked during the night, and the trio helped him defend it, slaying yet another dragon”.

“Their speciality”.

“You have no idea, listen. Their actions, lawful good-aligned and intelligent that they were, convinced the wizard that these folk could investigate the disappearance in places where his presence would cause endless battle and alarm. He trained them in the giant tongue, passed along some spells to Diamond Adventure and dropped them off near Triboar with the promise of quest rewards”.

“Triboar. So, they were there when? -”

“Yes. Indeed they organised the defences of the town and led the battle, commanding each a contingent of local warriors”.

“So when the fire giants attacked, they were ready? That’s why Triboar still stands?”

“Yes, Indeed they managed to kill both the fire giant raiders and all their orc companions”.

“Incredible. What were the Giant’s even after?”

“Apparently they were sent by the fire giant lord to retrieve a fragment of an ancient giant weapon lost to the ages, known as Vollundrood. It was buried near the tower”.

“I see. And the town was saved?”

“Yes; but, they didn’t know what the fragment was for, so the Harper agent suggested that the fragment could be explained by the Lord of Zymorven Hall, and so she teleported them to the nearest Harper transportation node in Everlund”.

The defense of Triboar, the final stand