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December 13, 2007  |  Web Finds
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I always come late to the party as far as cool new bands go.  So, per­haps inev­it­ably, I am telling you all things you already know, but these guys are bril­liant.  There is a real move­ment abroad in the semi-spoken music genre.  Its not really rap; its cer­tainly not on the major theme or rap, which is primar­ily con­cerned with sex, power and wealth.  Or as rap puts it: Bitches, Guns and Bling Bling, Barrp!  No, this music comes from poetry.  There are numer­ous spoken artists out there I really like.  For example Ernie Cline is a bril­liant, eru­dite and very funny artist of the spoken word, and some artists have gone in this dir­ec­tion; for­sak­ing any music.  Their words become like a tirade against whatever it is they do not like.  Another example is Denis Leary who steals the jokes/wisdom of the great Bill Hicks and speeds them up, speak­ing very fast into the mike so that we the listen­ers are sat­ur­ated in words we can in one sense tell are import­ant, but we can­not focus on before being splashed by the next sen­tence.  The move­ment has also split and gone another way.  It star­ted with musical artists in the UK tak­ing US rap­ping and fla­vour­ing it for Eng­land.  Per­haps the inspir­a­tion was the mighty Eminem, per­haps not.  Nev­er­the­less, Eng­lish bands star­ted with lyr­ics about life in the UK, which was spoken over music and beats.  The early suc­cesses I listened to were The Streets (Dry Your Eyes being one of the most mov­ing songs I ever heard), but of course this great band have been all but eclipsed by the amaz­ing and tal­en­ted Arc­tic Mon­keys, who com­bined the words with much more than just beats, effect­ively (to my ears) being a mod­ern inter­pret­a­tion of Mad­ness (who I saw live two weeks ago and still rock hard).

Any­way, like I said, I am hardly an expert on music.  As oth­ers might say of art, “I don’t know music, but I know what I like!”.

I like Scroobius a lot.

I came across this song on You Tube and it imme­di­ately grabbed me.  I post the lyr­ics here, which are very good and I have bought all the avail­able tracks from iTunes.  I will buy more when they make it onto there.  They are much more irrev­er­ent than The Streets and not as main­stream as The Arc­tic Mon­keys (although AM’s second album was a ter­rific and wel­come sur­prise), the words are clearly spoken and offered with no philo­soph­ical explan­a­tion as to what they mean.  That is for you to work out.  The truth of the words is in the end not in what they are say­ing, but rather in how they are say­ing it.  The truths you tell your­self to keep liv­ing a sane and happy life.

The video:

The CD cover:

The CD 

The lyr­ics:

Lyr­ics for “Thou Shalt Always Kill“
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Thou shalt not steal if there is a dir­ect victim;

Thou shalt not wor­ship pop idols or fol­low lost prophets;

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strum­mer, Johnny Hart­man, Des­mond Dek­ker, Jim Mor­rison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Bar­rat in vein;

Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pae­do­phile, some people are just nice;

Thou shalt not read NME;

Thou shalt not stop lik­ing a band just because they have become popular;

Thou shalt not ques­tion Stephen Fry;

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;

Thou shalt not buy nestle products;

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boy­friend best­friend, take drugs and cheat on him;

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self right­eous prick;

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fan­cied that your never going to talk to anyway;

Thou shalt not put musi­cians and record­ing artists on ridicu­lous ped­es­tals no mat­ter how great they are or were;

The Beatles.
Were just a band.
Led Zep­pelin
Just a band.
The Beach Boys.
Just a band
Sex Pis­tols.
Just a band.
The Clash.
Just a band.
Crass.
Just a band
Minor Threat.
Just a band.
The Cure
Just a band.
The Smiths
Just a band.
Nir­vana.
Just a band.
The Pix­ies
Just a band
Oasis.
Just a band
Radi­o­head.
Just a band.
Bloc Party.
Just a band.
Arc­tic Mon­keys.
Just a band.
The next big thing
Just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tra­gedies that occur in non-english speak­ing coun­tries as to those that occur in eng­lish speak­ing countries;

Thou shalt remem­ber that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four ele­ments and never will be;

Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;

Thou shalt not pimp my ride;

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit;
When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;

When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;

When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;

Thou shalt not quote me happy;

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polar­oid picture;

Thou shalt not wish your girl­friend was a freak like me;

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regard­less of what the oxford Eng­lish dic­tion­ary tells you;

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by say­ing “is it?”;

Thou shalt think for yourselves;

And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.

Images:

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The Web­site:

http://www.overviewland.co.uk/scroobiuspip/index.html

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Con­clu­sion:

I can’t wait for more!

Basho

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  • Told you!

    Here is one of the "versions" I found on the net, here: http://www.metafilter.com/60452/Dan-Le-Sac-vs-S...

    posted by GuyZero at 7:46 AM on April 20

    My deepest sympathies for posting this. I lack all attempts at rhythm and meter, and don't even have a nice English accent to back things up!

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    Thou shalt not post if you are the original author.
    Thou shalt not worship favorites or follow non-cabals.
    Thou shalt not take the names of Matthew Haughey, Jessamyn West, Josh Millard, Paul Bausch, Todd Loken, Matthew Chen or the Green in vain.
    Thou shalt not think any girl over the size of 14 that eats a sandwich is a hurf-durf butter eater… Some people are just big boned.
    Thou shalt not read Fark.
    Thall shalt not stop likin' a band just 'cause they’ve b'come popular.
    Thou shalt not post while drunk or fried.
    Thou shalt not judge a post by its poster.
    Thou shalt not judge a question by its unmarked answers.
    Thall shalt not buy Pepsi Blue products. Thou shalt not buy self-link'd products.
    Thou shalt not go into the grey with a vendetta, call'em out, and whine 'bout him.
    Thou shalt not favorite so easily.
    Thou shalt not use poetry, songs or Comment Fables to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
    Thou shalt not link The Onion.
    Thou shalt not crap in a thread and leave as soon as you done your shitty little quip or insult you self-righteous prick.
    Thou shalt not return to the same topic week in, week out just ’cause you once made a post that got lots of comments but interest's waning.

    Thou shalt not put websites and online communities on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
    Kuro5hin - is just a site
    Google News - Just a site
    The New York Times - Just a site
    Cute Overload - Just a site
    YouTube - Just a site
    Digg - Just a site
    Kottke - Just a site
    Flickr - Were just a site.
    Technorati - Just a site
    Instapundit - Just a site
    Think Progress - Just a site
    LGF - Just a site
    MySpace - They're just a site
    MetaChat - Just a site
    Boing Boing - Just a site
    The Next Big Thing - JUST A SITE

    Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
    Thou shalt remember that flames, callouts and memes were never part of the four elements and never will be.
    Thou shalt not make goddamn double posts, thou shalt not make goddamn double posts, thou shalt not make goddamn double posts, thou shalt not make goddamn double posts.
    Thou shalt not link to ads.
    Thou shalt not ask what a period means.
    Thou shalt not need a television to understand this.
    Thou shalt not make say it vibrates.
    When I say “end” thou shalt not say “well”.
    When I say “Wen” thou shalt not say “dell”.
    When I say, he say, she say, we say, "signal to noise" - kill me.

    [Ah, forgot where I was, there go]

    Thou shalt not quote me longly.
    Thou shalt not sign the end of your comment.
    Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
    Thou shalt spell the word “AskMe” Cap-A-S-K-Cap-M-E not A-S-K-M-E-F-I, regardless of what the header at the top of the front page tells you.
    Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that dios went off on nofundy in a NewsFilter post with a yet another callout.
    Thou shalt think for yourselves.

    And thou shalt always, thou shalt always... Filter.
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