Top Band: Dan le sac VS Scroobius pip

December 13, 2007  |  Web Finds
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I always come late to the party as far as cool new bands go.  So, per­haps inev­it­ably, I am telling you all things you already know, but these guys are bril­liant.  There is a real move­ment abroad in the semi-spoken music genre.  Its not really rap; its cer­tainly not on the major theme or rap, which is primar­ily con­cerned with sex, power and wealth.  Or as rap puts it: Bitches, Guns and Bling Bling, Barrp!  No, this music comes from poetry.  There are numer­ous spoken artists out there I really like.  For example Ernie Cline is a bril­liant, eru­dite and very funny artist of the spoken word, and some artists have gone in this dir­ec­tion; for­sak­ing any music.  Their words become like a tirade against whatever it is they do not like.  Another example is Denis Leary who steals the jokes/wisdom of the great Bill Hicks and speeds them up, speak­ing very fast into the mike so that we the listen­ers are sat­ur­ated in words we can in one sense tell are import­ant, but we can­not focus on before being splashed by the next sen­tence.  The move­ment has also split and gone another way.  It star­ted with musical artists in the UK tak­ing US rap­ping and fla­vour­ing it for Eng­land.  Per­haps the inspir­a­tion was the mighty Eminem, per­haps not.  Nev­er­the­less, Eng­lish bands star­ted with lyr­ics about life in the UK, which was spoken over music and beats.  The early suc­cesses I listened to were The Streets (Dry Your Eyes being one of the most mov­ing songs I ever heard), but of course this great band have been all but eclipsed by the amaz­ing and tal­en­ted Arc­tic Mon­keys, who com­bined the words with much more than just beats, effect­ively (to my ears) being a mod­ern inter­pret­a­tion of Mad­ness (who I saw live two weeks ago and still rock hard).

Any­way, like I said, I am hardly an expert on music.  As oth­ers might say of art, “I don’t know music, but I know what I like!”.

I like Scroobius a lot.

I came across this song on You Tube and it imme­di­ately grabbed me.  I post the lyr­ics here, which are very good and I have bought all the avail­able tracks from iTunes.  I will buy more when they make it onto there.  They are much more irrev­er­ent than The Streets and not as main­stream as The Arc­tic Mon­keys (although AM’s second album was a ter­rific and wel­come sur­prise), the words are clearly spoken and offered with no philo­soph­ical explan­a­tion as to what they mean.  That is for you to work out.  The truth of the words is in the end not in what they are say­ing, but rather in how they are say­ing it.  The truths you tell your­self to keep liv­ing a sane and happy life.

The video:

The CD cover:

The CD 

The lyr­ics:

Lyr­ics for “Thou Shalt Always Kill“
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Thou shalt not steal if there is a dir­ect victim;

Thou shalt not wor­ship pop idols or fol­low lost prophets;

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strum­mer, Johnny Hart­man, Des­mond Dek­ker, Jim Mor­rison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Bar­rat in vein;

Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pae­do­phile, some people are just nice;

Thou shalt not read NME;

Thou shalt not stop lik­ing a band just because they have become popular;

Thou shalt not ques­tion Stephen Fry;

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;

Thou shalt not buy nestle products;

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boy­friend best­friend, take drugs and cheat on him;

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self right­eous prick;

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fan­cied that your never going to talk to anyway;

Thou shalt not put musi­cians and record­ing artists on ridicu­lous ped­es­tals no mat­ter how great they are or were;

The Beatles.
Were just a band.
Led Zep­pelin
Just a band.
The Beach Boys.
Just a band
Sex Pis­tols.
Just a band.
The Clash.
Just a band.
Crass.
Just a band
Minor Threat.
Just a band.
The Cure
Just a band.
The Smiths
Just a band.
Nir­vana.
Just a band.
The Pix­ies
Just a band
Oasis.
Just a band
Radi­o­head.
Just a band.
Bloc Party.
Just a band.
Arc­tic Mon­keys.
Just a band.
The next big thing
Just a band.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tra­gedies that occur in non-english speak­ing coun­tries as to those that occur in eng­lish speak­ing countries;

Thou shalt remem­ber that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four ele­ments and never will be;

Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;
Thou shalt not make repet­it­ive gen­eric music;

Thou shalt not pimp my ride;

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit;
When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;

When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;

When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;

Thou shalt not quote me happy;

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polar­oid picture;

Thou shalt not wish your girl­friend was a freak like me;

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regard­less of what the oxford Eng­lish dic­tion­ary tells you;

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by say­ing “is it?”;

Thou shalt think for yourselves;

And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.

Images:

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The Web­site:

http://www.overviewland.co.uk/scroobiuspip/index.html

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Con­clu­sion:

I can’t wait for more!

Basho

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  1. Told you!

    Here is one of the “ver­sions” I found on the net, here: http://www.metafilter.com/60452/Dan-Le-Sac-vs-Scroobius-Pip

    pos­ted by GuyZ­ero at 7:46 AM on April 20

    My deep­est sym­path­ies for post­ing this. I lack all attempts at rhythm and meter, and don’t even have a nice Eng­lish accent to back things up!

    —-
    Thou shalt not post if you are the ori­ginal author.
    Thou shalt not wor­ship favor­ites or fol­low non-cabals.
    Thou shalt not take the names of Mat­thew Haughey, Jes­samyn West, Josh Mil­lard, Paul Bausch, Todd Loken, Mat­thew Chen or the Green in vain.
    Thou shalt not think any girl over the size of 14 that eats a sand­wich is a hurf-durf but­ter eater… Some people are just big boned.
    Thou shalt not read Fark.
    Thall shalt not stop likin’ a band just ’cause they’ve b’come pop­u­lar.
    Thou shalt not post while drunk or fried.
    Thou shalt not judge a post by its poster.
    Thou shalt not judge a ques­tion by its unmarked answers.
    Thall shalt not buy Pepsi Blue products. Thou shalt not buy self-link’d products.
    Thou shalt not go into the grey with a ven­detta, call’em out, and whine ’bout him.
    Thou shalt not favor­ite so eas­ily.
    Thou shalt not use poetry, songs or Com­ment Fables to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
    Thou shalt not link The Onion.
    Thou shalt not crap in a thread and leave as soon as you done your shitty little quip or insult you self-righteous prick.
    Thou shalt not return to the same topic week in, week out just ’cause you once made a post that got lots of com­ments but interest’s waning.

    Thou shalt not put web­sites and online com­munit­ies on ridicu­lous ped­es­tals no mat­ter how great they are or were.
    Kuro5hin — is just a site
    Google News — Just a site
    The New York Times — Just a site
    Cute Over­load — Just a site
    You­Tube — Just a site
    Digg — Just a site
    Kot­tke — Just a site
    Flickr — Were just a site.
    Tech­nor­ati — Just a site
    Insta­pun­dit — Just a site
    Think Pro­gress — Just a site
    LGF — Just a site
    MySpace — They’re just a site
    MetaChat — Just a site
    Boing Boing — Just a site
    The Next Big Thing — JUST A SITE

    Thou shalt give equal worth to tra­gedies that occur in non-english speak­ing coun­tries as to those that occur in eng­lish speak­ing coun­tries.
    Thou shalt remem­ber that flames, cal­louts and memes were never part of the four ele­ments and never will be.
    Thou shalt not make god­damn double posts, thou shalt not make god­damn double posts, thou shalt not make god­damn double posts, thou shalt not make god­damn double posts.
    Thou shalt not link to ads.
    Thou shalt not ask what a period means.
    Thou shalt not need a tele­vi­sion to under­stand this.
    Thou shalt not make say it vibrates.
    When I say “end” thou shalt not say “well”.
    When I say “Wen” thou shalt not say “dell”.
    When I say, he say, she say, we say, “sig­nal to noise” — kill me.

    [Ah, for­got where I was, there go]

    Thou shalt not quote me longly.
    Thou shalt not sign the end of your com­ment.
    Thou shalt not wish you girl­friend was a freak like me.
    Thou shalt spell the word “AskMe” Cap-A-S-K-Cap-M-E not A-S-K-M-E-F-I, regard­less of what the header at the top of the front page tells you.
    Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that dios went off on nofundy in a News­Fil­ter post with a yet another cal­lout.
    Thou shalt think for yourselves.

    And thou shalt always, thou shalt always… Filter.

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