This morning I awoke to Cesca screaming “oh my god!” I knew immediately what had caused the shriek as there is only one thing that puts that tone in the voice.
El spidero!
I didn’t even need to see the beast to know that I was going to need the airsoft shotgun for this one. Quickly I locked and loaded and with some trepidation approached the spare bathroom sink whilst Cesca clutched her hands to her face and looked nervous.
IT. WAS. HUGE.
It was by far the biggest spider I have ever seen wild in the UK. He was stuck in the sink, its slippery walls offering no escape. What to do? Did I simply catch him in a (large) cup and let him go on his way?
Did I hell!
Six pumps and 18 BB’s later the monster was dead. His corpse was too big to flush down the sink, even though I had blown all his legs off.
SHEEEZSH!! I hate those things!
Basho 1 - Spider 0
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September 5th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Thats mean I hope is spider family bite your nuts in your sleep.
//MOD COMMENT. Wow a negative comment. I find it ironic that I write articles that are controversial, about terrorism etc and this guy complains because I kill a bloody spider?! What’s up with that!?