Archive for April, 2006

Laptop Val’halla

April 28, 2006  |  General, Web Finds  |  View Comments

This is simply the sexy­est laptop ever. A top-of-the-range car­bon fibre Sony Laptop, painted in real fer­rari paint and tuned by Sav Row.

Oooh! Do you want it sir? Do you love it?!

YES!

http://www.savrow.com/NGiN/savrow-tuned-vaio

I know now where that lot­tery win will be going!

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That first bike ride of the year…

April 22, 2006  |  General, Personal  |  View Comments

Get­ting the mud off the gears from last last sum­mer, pump­ing up the tire, buy­ing a new inner tube, pump­ing up the tire, clean­ing out the Cam­melpak, set the MP3 player, wind, low late sun, trees sway, rab­bits wave hello, horses, dogs, mud drag­ging, legs aching, mud spray­ing, hard rattle through the hands, numb fin­gers, very tough, killer hill, walk­ing, body like on fire:

Still hav­ing fun.

Glad to be back. Roll on summer.

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Archetypal examples of being stupid

April 19, 2006  |  General, Web Finds  |  View Comments

Archetypal examples of being stupid:

1.      Say­ing the most ridicu­lous things because it makes you appear “hip”:

“I have to agree with HL2. Although, I didn’t think it was rub­bish, just highly aver­age and a massive step back after Halo had redefined FPSs.”

From the topic http://forum.edge-online.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=3183   Great games. YOU thougth were shit  The Inter­net is full of rub­bish like this on all sub­jects; trolling it is called.

 

  1. Get­ting steamed up on video and then being linked to a web­site that gets 2 mil­lion vis­its a day:

 

Hey, and here’s some­thing funny on You­Tube. Some people fill this poor guy’s office with bal­loons, and he totally loses his shit. Link to “lookatmebeingserious.com.” Dia­logue to remem­ber: “Where’d the AIR come from? You used the air that COSTS MONEY!”

  1. Happy-slapping someone who can fight back:

Happy Slap­per Gets Owned

  1. Being Pres­id­ent Bush:

Pres­id­ent Bush using his iPod.

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LIVE!">War of the Worlds LIVE!

April 18, 2006  |  Review  |  View Comments

ULLA!

In what must be the greatest birthday surprise since Superman’s mum gave him his first pair of red y-fronts; Cesca took me to see the War of the Worlds LIVE show at the BIC.

I have been in a long term love and hate relationship with this musical masterpiece. Forced to listen to the Double LP through my formative childhood by my Step Father, I thought I would never again be tempted to EVER listen to the songs that haunted every damn Sunday morning for ten years. Boy was I wrong. Last year I surfed to the CD’s heavily flash branded website after seeing the slightly execrable Cruise Hollywood movie version and immediately the clips from the album that are streamed through the site grabbed something in me. I had to own it and so I bought the new release CD.

It is perhaps one of those things that as you get older your tastes change. For example I used to not like curry until I was 18 (amazing I know). Perhaps this is like that, or perhaps I simply lacked the ability to “get it” back then, the “it” in question being force fed to me at 100 decibels every Sunday…

Whatever it is; I am transformed. I love this music; I love the voice of Burton, the depth of the story and the sheer humanity of the Thunderchild. I have the tune dialled into the favourites in my MP3 player and listen to it often.

So this was a kick ass surprise. Cesca and I travelled down to her Father’s house for Easter, stopping on the way to renew our National Trust Memberships and enjoy a Tudor house. I fell asleep as the journey continued and was expecting to wake at Nick’s house, nestled deep in the New Forrest.

Instead I woke in the car park at the BIC.

Not a shock one takes likely as the BIC is a 60’s monstrosity of a building and ugly as a drunken prize fighter at his retirement party. The trap and surprise had been sprung!

So what is the War of the Worlds live?

Your chance to see for THE FIRST EVER LIVE PRODUCTION of the inter­na­tional hit album Jeff Wayne’s Musical Ver­sion Of The War Of The Worlds …

Jeff Wayne will be con­duct­ing The Black Smoke Band, 48-piece ULLAdubULLA string orches­tra fea­tur­ing SPECIAL GUEST Justin Hay­ward and, IN SIGHT AND SOUND, Richard Bur­ton as The Journalist

Basic­ally it is a play-through of the album live. That is what I thought, but it is much more. The stage is slit into right and left, with the orches­tra on one and the mod­ern band on the other. Both are con­duc­ted at the same time by Wayne him­self. Behind them is a very large screen on which is pro­jec­ted mixed live action and CGI foot­age in time with the music. Such things as the walk­ers attack­ing Lon­don, etc are pro­jec­ted through out the per­form­ance, includ­ing a new intro­duc­tion to the tale that explains the Mar­tians motives in launch­ing the attack on Earth a little better.

Hanging above the stage, ready to be lowed at the appro­pri­ate time was a giant 30ft Mar­tian Walker. Amaz­ingly detailed and flash­ing lights and lasers as well as explo­sions dur­ing the battle with the Artil­lery men. It des­cen­ded dur­ing the per­form­ance and added a real atmo­sphere to the pro­ceed­ings. The songs were all sung live by per­formers who strut­ted around the stage in the cor­rect dress and reacted to the screen and the model tower­ing above their heads. This was excel­lently pulled off and the singing was of a very high qual­ity. As the songs played, smoke was launched, lights flashed in vari­ous col­ours and lasers turned the aud­it­or­ium into a bat­tle­field at one moment and an under­ground shel­ter the next.

How­ever, all of this was topped by Richard Bur­ton. Hanging on the left of the stage was a large head; per­haps 10 feet tall. This face was blank and onto that can­vas was pro­jec­ted the face of a young Richard Bur­ton; who pro­ceeded to speak his lines from the album.

It was an amaz­ing tech­nical achieve­ment with his eyes blink­ing and the full range of expres­sions high­light­ing that deep melodi­ous voice. Everything was just so and so well per­formed that you quite got car­ried away by the music and really found your­self enjoy­ing the spec­tacle. I could feel Cesca’s breath­ing quicken at points and the emo­tions flowed as well, espe­cially dur­ing the Thunderchild’s final moments.

After the final note was played the audi­ence stood in an exult of their own and graced the per­form­ance with a well deserved stand­ing ovation.

Simply bril­liant. I am def­in­itely going to get the DVD when it is released. This album deserves to live on and per­haps this time the com­bined mul­ti­me­dia present­a­tion of the stage show will allow the next gen­er­a­tions to “get it” as well.

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The best pub football team in the World

April 18, 2006  |  Babeski, General, Web Finds  |  View Comments

What a wonde­full advert. Simply class and I dont even like foot­ball.

Found by Francesca

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God’s Debris?

April 12, 2006  |  Philosophy  |  View Comments

Scott Adams, cre­ator of Dilbert, has writ­ten a philo­soph­ical book avail­able free on the inter­net: God’s Debris.


You can down­load it from HERE

Syn­op­sis

Ima­gine that you meet a very old man who—you even­tu­ally realize—knows lit­er­ally everything. Ima­gine that he explains for you the great mys­ter­ies of life—quantum phys­ics, evol­u­tion, God, grav­ity, light, psychic phe­nomenon, and probability—in a way so simple, so novel, and so com­pel­ling that it all fits together and makes per­fect sense. What does it feel like to sud­denly under­stand everything? God’s Debris isn’t the final answer to the Big Ques­tions. But it might be the most com­pel­ling vis­ion of real­ity you will ever read. The thought exper­i­ment is this: Try to fig­ure out what’s wrong with the old man’s explan­a­tion of real­ity. Share the book with your smart friends then dis­cuss it later while enjoy­ing a beverage.

I have read it a few times and thought it was quite good. In fact in some of my other entires I have used it to high­light cer­tain argu­ments. Any­way, I have got into a dis­cus­sion regard­ing the clas­sic “Freewill and God” argu­ment. I out­line the posts here:

This is an awful read. I had to stop after the old man makes the asser­tion that if God is omni­po­tent, and can know the future, free-will can’t exist under that model. It’s so stu­pid as to make the rest of the work embar­rass­ing, espe­cially when it claims to “turn your skull inside out” and bull­shit like that.Here’s a quick note, Scott: You can know the future and have abso­lutely no con­trol over it. Know­ledge alone does not pre­dic­ate a fate or allow con­trol over a situ­ation. God can know the future, and if we are to assume that God exists for the moment, it may be true that he has even given a proph­ecy of the future in the book of Revelations.…But it is still entirely pos­sible that he will not inter­fere, or at very least lack com­plete con­trol over all events.I may see a drunken Trent speed­ing down the road towards a baby car­riage on his har­ley, and know full well what’s going to happen…Hey, I might even shout “Trent, your bike! It’s going to get dented!”…but that does not take away Trent’s free will.So fuck God’s Debris. Scott Adams should stick to cartoons.

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I have read it, the stuff about Evol­u­tion was inter­est­ing and I like the simile of the plates and cups etc.[quote]Here’s a quick note, Scott: You can know the future and have abso­lutely no con­trol over it. Know­ledge alone does not pre­dic­ate a fate or allow con­trol over a situ­ation. God can know the future, and if we are to assume that God exists for the moment, it may be true that he has even given a proph­ecy of the future in the book of Revelations.…But it is still entirely pos­sible that he will not inter­fere, or at very least lack com­plete con­trol over all events.[/quote]The idea is that since God knows all time; he KNOWS what WILL hap­pen. And since he is OMINIPOTENT he can­not be wrong. THEREFORE you can­not change what will hap­pen; there­fore you have no freewill to decide your fate.This is incred­ibly simple and a main­stay of around 2 thou­sand years of philo­soph­ical argument.

BTW — if you like or are inter­ested in “philo­sophy lite” books like this one then I recom­mend “The Philo­sopher at the End of the Uni­verse : Philo­sophy Explained Through Sci­ence Fic­tion Films”, which is great fun and avail­able at Amazon.

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basho­mat­suo, that is com­pletely com­pletely wrong. There is a huge dif­fer­ence in know­ing what will hap­pen and con­trolling what will hap­pen. God can at the same time know what choices we will make AND allow us to make them without adher­ing to ANY plan of his. Even with the very ran­dom forces of nature, God could still allow things to turn out how­ever they are to fall, and yet still know what choices are made, what actions hap­pen. Simply know­ing through infin­ity abil­ity to com­pre­hend the events that will cre­ate the future does not ulti­mately give con­trol or cre­ate a fate.Again, see my Trent example. God is the bystander that watches the whole thing hap­pens. He sees Trent speed­ing along, but doesn’t say a word, and ulti­mately he runs over the baby stroller on his har­ley. To take that example and expand on it is logical…You can know what will hap­pen and still have no con­trol or influence.———–
My dear Fate.God knew what was going to hap­pen because he exists out­side of time. He see’s the future exactly as it will hap­pen. Since that is the case then that future is set. If that future is set then you can­not change it. There­fore: No free will.God doesn’t change the future, it is in the nature of the defin­i­tion of God that he removes free will. He isn’t doing it on pur­pose; it is part of his essence. If I was able to see the future per­fectly, that too would remove free will.This is a great philo­soph­ical debate. The answer is actu­ally clear. There is a rule: “Whenever you can­not get a simple answer to the prob­lem then you have bad defin­i­tions”. In this case it is the descrip­tions of God’s essence and powers and the total mis­un­der­stand­ing of “time”.

Time doesn’t exist.

Even sci­ent­ists have come up with some­thing new (Space­time) and they still know they are wrong. Time travel (as we know it) is only pos­sible in one dir­ec­tion, but (and it is a big but) it is not us that travels in time, rather it is the “now”, the “moment” that we inhabit that travels.

Given our lack of under­stand­ing regard­ing “time” it is very clear that such a ques­tion as “does god inval­id­ate freewill?” is not only com­pletely un-answerable but com­pletely irrelevant.

Philo­sophy is not about hav­ing the answers to everything; it is about using debate to high­light prob­lems with the ques­tion. In this case the ques­tion is lack­ing and this is why the debate on free will continues.

My own per­sonal view is that: Yes, I do have free will as far as my abil­it­ies to affect things are lim­ited by the reach of my arm. I have not yet been able to mar­riage that with any sort of belief in a Super Being, so in out of neces­sity to believe in my will I lack the belief in the Supreme.

Read it for your­self and let me know: what says you, fair reader?

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Hamster vrs Cookie: Cute Movie

April 11, 2006  |  General, Web Finds  |  View Comments

In what must be the cutest movie link of all time I present


ham­ster time!

ps.  Yes, this is a link to Myspace.  Yes, I know it is full of EMO’s.   No, I dont hang out there!

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