“Once you start down the soft path, forever will it dominate your bank balance, consume you it will…” –Yoda
“The Desert Eagle Hard Kick can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.” –Ben to Luke
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to use 12v batteries is insignificant next to the power of the moscart.” –Vader to Admiral Motti
“You must repair TM! Sir, if any of my batteries or gears will help, I’ll gladly donate them.” –C-3PO
“When nine hundred hits you take, look as good you will not.” –Yoda to Luke
“Electrowerkz airsoft site. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” –Ben
“Search your feelings, Father . . . Let go of your paint.” –Luke to Vader
“When I left you, I was but the newbie; now I am the master.” –Vader to Ben
“Your battery power is weak, old man.” –Vader to Ben
“Go for the newbie on the north side” — Lando
“I’m already on my way out” — Wedge
Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking chairsofter!
Han Solo: Who’s scruffy-looking?
Darth Vader: Yes, Admrial.
Admrial Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, my lord. But it has entered an moscart field and we can not risk…
Darth Vader: Moscarts do not concern me, Admrial. I want that ship, not excuses.
Han Solo: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess Leia Organa: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the safe zone until they’ve full face protection.
Han Solo: That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia Organa: I don’t know where you get you delusions, moscart brain!
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Darth Vader: The gas gun is with you young newbie, but you are not an Airsofter yet.
Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your hop up. Now, release your moscarts! Only your grenade launcher can destroy me!
Darth Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have laced up Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He’s no good to me dead.
Darth Vader: He will not be permanently damaged.
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