Kiero on 2001
“I havent seen it, but I know all about it,” says he.
“So what happens?” I ask.
“I know the computer goes a bit weird,” comes his reply.
“Once you start down the soft path, forever will it dominate your bank balance, consume you it will…” –Yoda
“The Desert Eagle Hard Kick can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.” –Ben to Luke
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to use 12v batteries is insignificant next to the power of the moscart.” –Vader to Admiral Motti
“You must repair TM! Sir, if any of my batteries or gears will help, I’ll gladly donate them.” –C-3PO
“When nine hundred hits you take, look as good you will not.” –Yoda to Luke
“Electrowerkz airsoft site. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” –Ben
“Search your feelings, Father … Let go of your paint.” –Luke to Vader
“When I left you, I was but the newbie; now I am the master.” –Vader to Ben
“Your battery power is weak, old man.” –Vader to Ben
“Go for the newbie on the north side” — Lando
“I’m already on my way out” — Wedge
Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking chairsofter!
Han Solo: Who’s scruffy-looking?
Darth Vader: Yes, Admrial.
Admrial Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, my lord. But it has entered an moscart field and we can not risk…
Darth Vader: Moscarts do not concern me, Admrial. I want that ship, not excuses.
Han Solo: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess Leia Organa: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the safe zone until they’ve full face protection.
Han Solo: That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia Organa: I don’t know where you get you delusions, moscart brain!
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Darth Vader: The gas gun is with you young newbie, but you are not an Airsofter yet.
Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your hop up. Now, release your moscarts! Only your grenade launcher can destroy me!
Darth Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have laced up Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He’s no good to me dead.
Darth Vader: He will not be permanently damaged.
At long last the task is finished. The Soul Edge is mine. A weapon of such awesome power that gravity itself appears affected when the mighty energies contained within this weapon are unleashed.
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A philosopher and a theologian debate the correct approach to the study of religion
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It’s high time science took a good hard look at religion. Why? Because it has become evident in recent years that if we are to make progress on the world’s major problems, we will have to learn more about religions and the influence they wield over people’s lives and actions. Failure to appreciate the dynamics of religious allegiance, and the psychological impact of religious differences, may lead us to invest heavily in counterproductive policies. The phoenix-like rebound of religion in the former Soviet Union suggests to many that just as prohibition and the war on drugs have proved to be disastrous, if well-meant, attempts to deal with the excesses of these popular indulgences, so any ill-informed effort to rein in the fanatical strains of religion will probably backfire badly if we don’t study the surrounding phenomena carefully and objectively.
Read this excellent email debate on the nature of religion. A fantastic read by two very smart people on different sides of the same question.
One of the best songs ever is the brilliant “Creep” by Radiohead. A very talented flash artist has animated a video to go to the music to advertise his flash comic.
Here is the link, watch it and be amazed at this guys skill:
This is by far one of the funniest jokes I have ever read. Click and read on in wonder!
The BEST blonde joke ever!
