Archive for June, 2005

How to get loads of Forum Rep Points

June 30, 2005  |  Airsoft, General  |  View Comments

To get LOADS of rep points, you need to be/do one or more of the following:

1. Be the owner of boobs. We don’t need to see the boobs, only to have it con­firmed that you have them. In fact it is prob­ably bet­ter that we don’t see them as our ima­gin­a­tions will imme­di­ately gift you with the sort of boobs a porn star would be proud of.

2. Be funny. Post lots of images of the fol­low­ing type: Rab­bits with pan­cakes on their heads, ref­er­ences to com­puter games, Manga chicks, Japan­ese chicks in gen­eral actu­ally, chicks with guns or film char­ac­ters like Neo or Aragon. Spe­cial points for com­bin­a­tions, like images of Japan­ese manga chicks from fan made mat­rix movies hold­ing guns. Secondly, doc­tor the images so that the sub­ject is say­ing one of the fol­low­ing pop­u­lar phrases:

I’d hit it!“
“Get off my Inter­net!“
“Bad New­bie, BAD!“
“All you base are belong to us!“
“I lol’d“
OWNED / PWWWND! / FRUITCAGED!”

examples:


3. Post in as many top­ics as humanly pos­sible. Even if its just to post an image from num­ber 2.

4. Actu­ally help people or sell things quick and reliably.

Take your pick

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E Prime, truth and Plato

June 27, 2005  |  General, Personal, Philosophy  |  View Comments

A collection of posts regarding E Prime and my part in the discussions (I am Basho)

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SONGS!">Arnie-Geddon: SONGS!

June 26, 2005  |  Airsoft, General  |  View Comments

All ori­gin­als by Lionel Richie

First we have ALL NIGHT LONG

Well, my friends, the time has come
To shoot some newbs and have some fun
Throw away the work to be done
Let the air­soft play on
(play on, play on)

Ever­body spring, every­body gas

Lose your­self in wild­est wales
We’re going to Arnies–
ghe­don, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We’re going to Arnies–
ghe­don, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!

The games are long! (are long)
The games are long! (are long)
The games are long! (are long)

People shoot­ing all in the street
See the bbs all at their feet
air­soft is good wild and sweet
Let the new­bies play on
(play on, play on)
Feel it in your heart
And feel it in your soul
Let the new­bies take con­trol
We’re going to Arnies–
ghe­don, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing my song!

All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)

Yeah, once you get hits then
You’re out the round
Come join the fun
Theres the full regen sound
Everyone’s shoot­ing
Their troubles away
Come join in air­soft
See how we play!
Oh, yes
We’re going to go to arnies!

All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long!

Second: ONCE TWICE THREE TIMESLADY

Thanks for the BB’s
That you’ve given me
The memor­ies are all in my mind
And now that we’ve come
To the end of our regens
There’s some­thing
I must say out loud
You’re once, twice
Three times a new­bie
And I shot you
Yes you’re once twice
Three times a new­bie
And I shot you

And I shot you
When we at Arnies
The moments I cher­ish
With every bb out of my gun
To hit you to lace you
To charge you to flank you
There’s noth­ing to keep us apart
You’re once twice
Three times a new­bie
And I shot you
I shot you…so just walk will ya!?


Finally : EASY

Know it sounds funny
But I just can’t stand the pain
Girl I’m leav­ing arnies tomor­row
Seems to me girl
You know I’ve done all I can
You see I begged, stole
And I borrowed

Ooh, that’s why I’m new­bie
I’m new­bie at Arnie-Geddon
That’s why I’m new­bie
I’m new­bie on Arnie-Geddon

Why in the world
Would any­boddy shoot bbs at me?
I’ve paid my green fees to make it
Ever­body wants to shoot me
and they want to lace me
I’m not happy when I take too many hits!
No!

Ooh, that’s why I’m new­bie
I’m new­bie at Arnie-Geddon
That’s why I’m new­bie
I’m new­bie at Arnie-Geddon

I wanna be pro, so pro
I wanna be shoot­ing
all people that I dont know
I wanna be free
with the BB’s, babe!

Then I’m no new­bie
no new­bie at Arnie-Geddon
Then I’m no new­bie
no new­bie at Arnie-Geddon
Because I’m new­bie
new­bie at Arnie-Geddon
Because I’m new­bie
new­bie at Arnie-Geddon

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What does “puppies plums” mean?

June 24, 2005  |  General  |  View Comments

For my US breth­ern who don’t under­stand UK expres­sions here is a little primer:

“Pup­pies plums” is the same as “dogs bol­locks”. To explain:

If some­thing is “bol­locks” it is bad, as shout­ing “bol­locks!” is like say­ing “damn!” (exclaimed, for example, when you have hit your thumb with a ham­mer or acci­dent­ally shot the cat). Many an Eng­lish­mans final word has been “bollocks!”

How­ever, if somth­ing is “The bol­locks” it is good or the best. Because (prob­ably) it will kick you in the bol­locks if you argue.

Moreover, if some­thing is “the dogs bol­locks” then it is very good and proud. This is due to dogs proudly show­ing off thier bol­locks (perhaps).

So some­thing that is the “pup­pies plums” is out­stand­ing since it is not only “the dogs bol­locks” but fol­lows the rule that “Natures first green is gold”.

Clear? as mud?

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Letter to MP: SAVE Airsoft!

MP: SAVE Airsoft!">Letter to MP: SAVE Airsoft!

Office of Hazel Blears MP
Min­is­ter of State
Home Office
50 Queen Anne’s Gate
Lon­don SW1H 9AT

Dear Mrs Blears,

I am writ­ing to you today in response to the announced plans out­lined in the Viol­ent Crime Reduc­tion Bill and spe­cific­ally the sec­tions con­cern­ing the avail­ab­il­ity of rep­lica firearms.

Viol­ent gun crime is now an unfor­tu­nate ever present fear. The media reg­u­larly pounce on any occur­rences of gun crime and the pic­ture painted is that guns are every­where and moreover the police (being unarmed) are in need of help in deal­ing with the issue. How­ever, one only has to read stat­ist­ical art­icles pub­lished by the Home Office1 and com­pare those to the lan­guage and images con­jured in the main­stream press to see that the per­ceived fear does not match the actual threat. The home office web­site shows that the vast major­ity of gun crime is con­cen­trated in the gang areas of our major cit­ies and not amok around the coun­try as a whole. It would appear then that the most coher­ent strategy’s is dir­ectly com­bat­ing these gangs and thus redu­cing the gun stat­ist­ics, as well as crime levels as a whole. The real­ity is that simple reduc­tion in guns does little to curb crime. For example, Japan has for many years held one of the low­est gun crime rates and this has been attrib­uted to the simple low own­er­ship of guns by the pub­lic. I invite you to read the very illu­min­at­ing art­icle by the dir­ector of the Fire­arms Research Pro­ject of Colorado2 that shows very clearly that the Japan­ese essen­tially live in a police state, which would be unten­able here in the west and it is this that leads to low crime not gun con­trol per say. The simple fact is that here in the west gun crime is very much in the hands of organ­ised crim­in­als I.E. people out­side the con­trol of any legal legis­la­tion in the first place.

On the other hand there are rep­lica and air powered guns. The most obvi­ous reason that rep­licas fire­arms are a con­cern is that they look like a real fire­arm. They are in fact func­tion­ally harm­less, but the feel­ing is that people with these rep­licas may use them to threaten and ter­ror­ize and that the police can­not eas­ily tell them from real steel guns3. All people would agree that chil­dren should not be in pos­ses­sion of fire­arms of any kind out­side strict adult con­trol and it is clear that the pro­posed bill will go some way to address­ing this. The Bill should also put pay to the cheap spring powered plastic rep­licas avail­able at mar­kets and drastic­ally reduce the num­ber of these “toys” in the hands of children.

How­ever, there are ser­i­ous prob­lems with it and I am writ­ing to ask for you to pres­sure for an excep­tion to be made. Air­soft is a type of air gun that shoots a 6mm or 8mm light plastic balls (usu­ally .25 of a gram). These guns are gen­er­ally gas, spring or bat­tery powered and are clas­si­fied as hav­ing under a 1 joule velo­city. This is the velo­city under which even a dir­ect shot into the eye will not res­ult in per­man­ent dam­age (see the Select Com­mit­tee on Home Affairs Second Report on firearms4). The prob­lem with the Bill in its cur­rent form lay in the fact that it will also pre­vent respons­ible adults from enjoy­ing the sports asso­ci­ated with air­soft guns. That is people like myself who are involved in the sport of air­soft tar­get shoot­ing or skir­mish­ing. Skir­mish­ing air­soft is very sim­ilar to paint ball but simply without the paint. I have been play­ing air­soft for many years and now reg­u­larly attend a club in the cen­ter of Lon­don where along with around 50 oth­ers play tac­tical games of skill and team­work in a safe and mon­itored envir­on­ment. The people who play this sport are from all walks of life. I myself work for a City of Lon­don mer­chant bank and there are all sorts of other pro­fes­sion­als such as build­ers, millers, and even a few police officers who reg­u­larly meet up and play. Under this ban this sport will quickly die and live­li­hoods built around the sport will suf­fer. It appears very unfair to my thou­sands of fel­lows around the coun­try, who per­fectly sens­ibly and safely play, that their sport is being closed out in the illu­sion that it will actu­ally help pre­vent crime in any real sense5.

Air­soft guns are gen­er­ally made of plastic and it is not pos­sible to con­vert one to fire live ammuni­tion. They are func­tion­ally harm­less. The prob­lem is only one of how they look and their avail­ab­il­ity in unli­censed and unreg­u­lated stores such as mar­ket stalls. I ask you to con­sider an ana­logy to fen­cing. Remem­ber back a few years to before the media became fix­ated on rep­lica guns. Then they were more focused on swords. Samurai style swords were and still are read­ily avail­able to buy in this coun­try. The ana­logy is to ban­ning the sale of fen­cing foils in order to reduce the per­ceived sword crime fig­ures. Fen­cing foils look like swords, they act like swords, their own­ers would be in ser­i­ous trouble if they ter­ror­ized the pub­lic with them, and the police have a hard time telling one apart from a real sword in an emer­gency. They are, how­ever, harm­less. Just as air­soft guns are harm­less. Would the gov­ern­ment faced with rising sword crime ban the sale of fen­cing foils? No. They would simply ask the fen­cing com­munity to make sure that the foils are cap­able to being told apart from real swords. This is the com­prom­ise that is needed to save my sport.

In the US air­soft guns are made with bright orange paint on the tips of their bar­rels. These tips are required on all impor­ted or expor­ted guns, are a crime to remove, and required for a valid war­ranty. I am ask­ing that the gov­ern­ment look at hav­ing the same require­ments for UK air­soft player’s guns coupled with licens­ing for their import­a­tion. licens­ing shops and web­sites selling air­soft guns in the UK would imme­di­ately stop their sale at mar­kets to the under­age, drastic­ally reduce the num­bers in the hands of chil­dren and teen­agers, but at the same time allow those of us who play respons­ibly to con­tinue to do so. Be sure that whilst air­soft is not itself being dir­ectly banned, the ban­ning of buy­ing new guns will kill this fairly new but pop­u­lar sport.

This com­prom­ise will stop the mar­ket stalls and cheap guns in the hands of chil­dren, while at the same time mak­ing the cor­rect judg­ment that air­soft is a viable sport played by adults in a safe man­ner, just like fen­cing. Just like rugby. Just like hockey.

The air­soft com­munity led by the retail­ers is more than will­ing to work with the government6. Please pres­sure the gov­ern­ment to work with the air­soft community7, we will listen and we are ded­ic­ated to being responsible.

Many thanks for read­ing my communication.

Yours faith­fully,

James Bell

I have also a num­ber of footnotes:

1.http://www.connected.gov.uk/facts/statistics/index.html
2.http://www.guncite.com/journals/dkjgc.html
3.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4072244.stm
4.http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.co.uk/pa/cm199900/cmselect/cmhaff/95/9504.htm
5.http://www.civitas.org.uk/pubs/respect.php
6.http://saveairsoft.org/
7.While air­soft has no offi­cial gov­ern­ing body, many play­ers are con­greg­ated around web for­ums such as http://www.airsoftcommunity.co.uk/forums/ and http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/

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STAR WARSREVIEW">STAR WARSREVIEW

June 1, 2005  |  General  |  View Comments

I had writ­ten a large and exact­ing revew of this film high­light­ing its faults as well as its undoubted high points. If I may say so, it was a mas­ter­ful out­line of the future of the genre and a call to arms for the industry to recover and walk ever onwards in the holy light! A stir­ring shout across the heav­ens say­ing that these six films may not amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world but that this is OUR hill! and these are OUR beans! and we must…

… oh hell… this guy has hit the nail on the head much better:

CLICK ME!

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