This post was published over 700 days ago and therefore may not represent current Outside Context thinking or opinion. Please, do not let that detract from your enjoyment of it! Cowboys to the Rescue!!!
Two cowboys from Oklahoma walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins
to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
“Kin ya swallow?” asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head “No.“
“Kin ya breathe?” asked the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit
blue, shakes her head “NO” again. The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts
up her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the
back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a
violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to
breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
ain’t never seen nobody do it.”
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