Joke of the day!
Science — Hot Air Balloon
A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below says, “Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude”.
“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”
The man below says, “You must be a manager.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” says the man below, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”
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If, like me, you like to play airsoft then you need to remember these hand signals which are excellent for communicating quietly!
very very funny too!
Basho
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Check out this link: This flash mind reader KNOWS what number you are thinking of, and always gets it right. But how??
Ok amazed yet? Well, here’s how it works: (Dont click this link until you have tried to work it out yourself! Like all magic it is a trick)
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This is brilliant:
1. Take google
2. Run a “Snoop Doggy Dog” Gangster rapper translator over the input
3. Results:
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Brilliant!
Try this one: The Barny Song
From: Barney’s Theme Song
“I love you you love me
we’re a stoked family
witta bootylicious big hug n a kiss fizzy me ta you fo gettin yo pimp on.
won’t you say you love me too”
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