Police plea over ‘holiday weapons’

November 1, 2004  |  General
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UK knife law has recently changed, as a res­ult the BBC inter­viewed some cus­toms police regard­ing the bring­ing back of weapons into the coun­try from holiday:

BBC NEWS | Scot­land | Police plea over ‘hol­i­day weapons’

What stuck out was this quote:

“Among the weapons seized by cus­toms offi­cials so far at Glas­gow Air­port are swords, knives, death stars and knuckle-dusters.”

DEATH STARS!

Death Star

Police man: Is this your Death Star sir?
Lord Vader: Er.… yes
Police man: You do appre­ci­ate, sir, that the import­a­tion of Imper­ial, fully armed and oper­a­tional battle sta­tions the size of a small moon con­tra­vens UK law. Sir?
Lord Vader: Oh…er… its a souvenir… er… cul­tural weapon?
Police man: Im very sorry sir but the UK gov­ern­ment doesnt recog­nise the Sith as a valid reli­gon. There being only two of you…URK! (Lord Vader force chokes the police man.…)

lol!

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